Jennifer Love Hewitt: The Pear-Ass Chronicles

Last year, In Touch Weekly ran a little story about Jennifer Love Hewitt and Jamie Kennedy. During Kennedy’s improv act, he brought Love on stage and had her talk. She told a funny/sad story about the first time Jamie saw her naked and made a reference to, in his words, her “pear-ass”. Embarrassing, yes? I mean, if a guy called me “pear-ass” he would be out the door and we would never hear about anything involving a pear or an ass ever, ever again. But Jennifer told the story and continues to keep Kennedy around, so whatever. But now she’s bringing up the pear-ass again!

Jennifer Love Hewitt — who was famously mocked for looking fuller-figured in a bikini in 2007 — says she almost dumped her boyfriend Jamie Kennedy when he called her “pear ass.”

“We had a rough patch in the beginning because the first time we went on vacation, I was going to be in a bikini, and I was very nervous,” she said Tuesday on the late-night TBS talk show Lopez Tonight.

“I heard him coming down the hall, so I got in the cute bikini position.

“And he goes, ‘Hey, my little pear ass.’ “I said, ‘I’m sorry, what did you say?'”

Hewitt, 30, then explained to Lopez that the remark wasn’t a compliment. “Have you ever seen a pear?” she asked. “It starts thin, it gets fat and it never gets thin again. It’s not cute. It’s not a cute fruit.”

She said they’ve since “worked it out” and now “we’ve embraced the pear.”

Kennedy “didn’t mean” the remark in a mean way, she added. Said Hewitt, “He thought it was a compliment, I think.”

[From Us Weekly]

“We’ve embraced the pear”? Oh, honey, no. Just no. By the way, isn’t it interesting that the story keeps changing? As if Jamie Kennedy has called her a “pear-ass” on multiple occasions. I said at the time of the original story that I would freak out and dump the guy, and I stand by that. But Jennifer is determined to fulfill her lifelong destiny of The Girl Who Always Gets Engaged But Never Married. New reports have Jennifer trying to talk Jamie into getting engaged. That poor bastard.

Jennifer and Jamie in LA on December 12, 2009. Credit: WENN. Also, at the ‘New Moon’ premiere on November 16, 2009. Credit: Adriana M. Barraza/WENN.

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